Congratulations to Bristol City’s Bradley Orr, a former Newcastle United reject, who has the dubious honour of christening this website. He tried to follow in the footsteps of another former Magpies moron, Lee Bowyer, by attacking one of his own players on the field.

Orr appeared to aim a headbutt at team mate Louis Carey to earn himself a red card at half time in the League One clash at Northampton Town. Amazingly, the Robins managed to win the match 3-1 even with a man short.

John Gorman’s side should be appalled. Can’t even beat a team with an extra man, despite going 1-0 up in the first place? Idiots.

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The former Newcastle United centre back, cruelly nicknamed Village by his team mates due to astounding brain power, made just 14 appearances in Spain since his £13.4 million arrival in 2004 and memorably marked his debut by scoring an own goal.

Manager Gareth Southgate has such confidence in Woodgate being a success at the Riverside Stadium, he also went and snapped up Chelsea defender Robert Huth. You know, just in case.

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Lita, who scored the winning goal against Middlesbrough on the opening day of the season, was questioned by police in Bristol after allegedly headbutting a man during a night out.

Lita has been accused of leaving his victim with a black eye. I thought given the player’s diminutive stature, a kick in the nuts would have been the best he could manage. 

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And why do they try to sound all the more convincing when there’s almost two years to go before they stuff it up again on the World stage?

Just hours before England play a “massive” Euro 2008 qualifier against the giants of Andorra, World Cup flop Frank Lampard has claimed he will not “shirk responsibility” as England’s penalty taker because he is “big enough”.

But enough about Frank’s wasitline. England footballer’s are all talk. They profess to be the best in the world but ultimately bottle it when it really matters.

A friendly 4-0 win against Greece followed by a likely thumping of little Andorra will duly see them as “world beaters” yet again and the usual “bring on Euro 2008″ garbage will follow soon after. Idiots.

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Partridge, then at Bristol City, was thrown out of a club in the city and was said to have ”lost control” and charged at the doormen. He became embroiled in a fight and team mates Steve Brooker, Scott Brown and Bradley Orr (making his second appearance on this website) became involved.

Partridge received the longest sentence and was ordered to pay £1,000 to the doorman while Orr and Brooker face 28 days in the clink. Brown got off lightly in comparison and must carry out 120 hours community service. Idiots.

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The exact terms of the transfer are unknown, which makes it all the more intriguing. Speculation if rife with one theory suggesting Roman Abramovich is involved in the deal somewhere along the line and the duo are to get a season’s Premiership experience before moving on to Chelsea.

If the pair honestly had their pick of the top clubs in Europe and beyond to choose from, then why on earth would Upton Park be their move of choice. It’s simple if you believe that Maschareno cites Anton Ferdinand as one of his main reasons to play in the claret and blue, as he is player who is talked about all over Argentina, apparently.

Come off it, what do you take us for? Idiots?

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“They handled the game very well”, he said of his England side, “It was always going to be a test for us, we controlled the tempo, were patient, and never got frustrated”.

McClaren’s comments beggar belief. A test? I took harder tests in school when I was seven. Of course England should beat a joke side like Andorra, you idiot. They are a part-time outfit with a total population on a par with the town of Bargoed in South Wales. Accrington, Redditch and Weston-super-Mare have a larger pool of players to choose from than the tiny landlocked principality. In fact, if every person who lives in Andorra watched the match at Old Trafford where England displayed such dominance, there would be seats to spare.

What’s even more pathetic is that an England side worth millions in an open transfer market and who earn in excess of a million pounds a week between them, only managed to score five goals against a woeful side that a team in the Conference would beat comfortably.

Even Scotland put six past an arguably better side in the Faroe Islands and they don’t even have a recognised international goal scorer in the team.

Worse still was John Motson’s commentary during the match. The old patriot was almost wetting himself when the fifth goal went in, although that could be a sign of old age.

“Six against Jamaica, four against Greece and now five against Andorra” he enthused.

It was as though the World Cup never happened…

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Gallas, who joined Arsenal on deadline day last Thursday, is claimed to have threatened if he was forced to play, or if he was disciplined and financially punished for his breach of the rules, he would score an own goal, get himself sent off, or make deliberate mistakes according to an official Chelsea statement.

This is the sort of petulant behaviour you would expect from a child who didn’t want to play on the same team as someone else in the playground at lunch time, not a seasoned international closing in on his 30th birthday.

Gallas’ return to Stamford Bridge with new club Arsenal on the 10 December should make for compulsive viewing.

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The top nations should not have to waste their time against the minnow countries, especially the likes of San Marino, the third smallest nation in Europe behind Monaco and the Vatican City.

What can three-times World Cup winners Germany possibly learn against opponents comparitive in size to Falmouth or Wisbech and one that has only ever won once at international level in its entire history (a 1-0 friendly victory against the mighty Liechtenstein in 1994)?

These cakewalks are a complete farce and the sooner the minnow nations are lumped together in a group, with the winner facing a slightly better team as a reward, such as Israel or Cyprus, the better.

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Petrov, who was signed by unsuccessful manager John Barnes, failed to fit in at Celtic Park and piled on the weight as he scoffed cheap burgers. He even served bemused customers from behind the counter as he battled against lonliness.

Martin O’Neill was appointed in 2000 and helped fatty Petrov, who had put on more than a stone of burger blubber, get into shape and become an integral part of the Glasgow club until he followed his manager to Villa Park this summer after seven years in Scotland.

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