Footballers Are Idiots

Veteran Bradford City striker Dean Windass has caused a stir by grabbing a player by the testicles during a match.

Not content with having one of the most hilarious names in professional football, Windass grabbed Cheltenham’s John Finnigan by the sack during Bradford’s 2-1 win on Saturday.

The act, which in today’s achingly PC environment is tantamount to severe sexual harrassment, resulted in Finnigan being sent off for retaliation when he raised his arm to Windass so he would release his grip.

“I think that is a violent act and a very unpleasant thing which doesn’t happen very often in professional football” said Cheltenham manager John Ward.

“I spoke to Dean and told him what I saw happen. He told me it was part of the game - I disagreed and said it wasn’t”.

Part of the game? I thought such boderline homo-orientated behaviour was restricted to the “macho” surroundings of the rugby field?

A change of codes may be in order for Mr Windass. Idiot.

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Leyton Orient defender David Partridge was sentenced to two months in prison following a brawl at a night club last October.

Partridge, then at Bristol City, was thrown out of a club in the city and was said to have ”lost control” and charged at the doormen. He became embroiled in a fight and team mates Steve Brooker, Scott Brown and Bradley Orr (making his second appearance on this website) became involved.

Partridge received the longest sentence and was ordered to pay £1,000 to the doorman while Orr and Brooker face 28 days in the clink. Brown got off lightly in comparison and must carry out 120 hours community service. Idiots.

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I knew it would be a great idea to set up this website and it didn’t take long for the first idiot entry to be logged.

Congratulations to Bristol City’s Bradley Orr, a former Newcastle United reject, who has the dubious honour of christening this website. He tried to follow in the footsteps of another former Magpies moron, Lee Bowyer, by attacking one of his own players on the field.

Orr appeared to aim a headbutt at team mate Louis Carey to earn himself a red card at half time in the League One clash at Northampton Town. Amazingly, the Robins managed to win the match 3-1 even with a man short.

John Gorman’s side should be appalled. Can’t even beat a team with an extra man, despite going 1-0 up in the first place? Idiots.

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