Defoe Gets Tuck Into Opposition
Hungry Spurs striker Jermain Defoe ‘nibbled’ West Ham’s Argentinian midfielder Javier Mascherano during their Premiership clash on the weekend but will face no action from the FA.
Cheery Dutchman Martin Jol found it funny, rather than dangerous, which leads us to believe Defoe has had all his necessary innoculations and poses no danger to the public when let off his leash.
“It is part of the game”, said Jol. ”They kicked him three times from behind in 10 minutes and he wanted to show his frustration in a nice, comical way”.
Hilarious I’m sure.
We haven’t seen a player tuck into another since mentalist Brazilian-cum-Belgian Luis Oliveria ran amok in Serie A during the mid 1990s biting anything in shorts.