Julio Baptista - Mummy’s Boy
Brazilian “hardman” Julio Baptista will no longer strike fear into his opponents after it was revealed in the tabloid press that he still lives with his mum.
Despite racking up millions of pounds worth of transfers from Sao Paulo to Seville to Real Madrid and now Arsenal, it appears that molly-coddled Baptista still craves the love and attention that only his devoted mother, Wilma, can provide.
Bless his little Nike socks. Rumours that ‘The Beast’ needs a pair of velcro boots as mum still ties his shoelaces have so far been unfounded.